It's been a few years since I've had to drag a screaming child out of a store, but after a fresh experience of it – triggered by my purchase of shoes that had the audacity to not feature laces or light-ups – I can reaffirm that it's one of the most embarrassing public experiences possible, rivaled only by accidentally triggering a car alarm and not know…
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