Making jalapeño corn fritters for date night: It's all fun and games until you squirt jalapeño juice in your eye.
I yelled, "Oh Jesus!" in frantic prayer and squeezed my eyes shut as the burning commenced. It got worse and worse for about a minute before it started to subside. I checked the mirror, expecting a bloodshot mess, but there was barely even an…
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